Thursday, August 2, 2007

7 great lines that I either can’t figure out what they mean or I’ve never been in the right situation to use.

1. Are you kidding me? I wouldn’t fuck that bitch if she was on fire.

2. You know, I thought I was pregnant once. Turns out it was just bad Mexican food.

3. Yeah right, and A.C. Green was the mayor of Pussy Town.

4. You? You’ve probably got a sweaty balls calendar.

5. I fucked her so hard her grandma came back to life and then died again.

6. Her? She’s a cunt and a retard, or Cuntard to those scoring at home.

7. I think there’s just a little too much dough around her furry cookie.

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