Apple
There isn’t a band I hate more right now than Nickleback. The lead singer’s voice is like a fucking icicle to the balls.
Moustache
There isn’t a celebrity I hate more right now than Avril Lavigne. Who does this chick think she’s fooling? You’re not punk, you’re not a rocker, you’re not bad ass and you’re not cool. You’re a silly little piece of Canadian belly button lint. 95% of your audience is 12 yr old girls and the other 5% is old, sketchy men. She’s about as punk rock as Snow White’s farts.
Apple
I don’t get all the Britney bashing. In my humble opinion she’s never been hotter. Honestly, for the rest of your fries you could fuck Britney in a dumpster and isn’t that what’s it all about?
Moustache
How dumb are the guys who agreed to testify against Vick? They’re all fucking going to jail anyway, why would you sell out your multi-millionaire best friend for a few months off your sentence? Vick is despicable sure (or is it desVickable), but he’s probably got $20-30 million in the bank that the government can’t touch, why hasn’t one of his buddies been like, “Fuck Canada!” to the police and remained loyal? They’re fucked now obviously, but they’re even more fucked when they get out, why not keep Vick happy? Idiots.
Apple
TNT and CNN are two channels apart on my dial, the other night I was flipping around, stopped on TNT which was showing Law and Order, watched for a few minutes and then went to CNN which was having an update on the Republican presidential race – and both shows featured Fred Thompson! How fucking weird is that?! Is having a presidential candidate heavily featured on a very often syndicated show a good or a bad thing? Either way, it was very disconcerting.
Moustache
How terrifying is it to marry the daughter of the President who instituted the Patriot Act? Are you kidding me? How embarrassing is the file that W has on this kid? “So, son, it says here that three nights ago you were jacking off to the “Umbrella ella ella” video, got up in the middle and had diarrhea and then came back to the couch and finished everything off to the Victoria’s Secret winter fashion show. Fresca?”
There isn’t a band I hate more right now than Nickleback. The lead singer’s voice is like a fucking icicle to the balls.
Moustache
There isn’t a celebrity I hate more right now than Avril Lavigne. Who does this chick think she’s fooling? You’re not punk, you’re not a rocker, you’re not bad ass and you’re not cool. You’re a silly little piece of Canadian belly button lint. 95% of your audience is 12 yr old girls and the other 5% is old, sketchy men. She’s about as punk rock as Snow White’s farts.
Apple
I don’t get all the Britney bashing. In my humble opinion she’s never been hotter. Honestly, for the rest of your fries you could fuck Britney in a dumpster and isn’t that what’s it all about?
Moustache
How dumb are the guys who agreed to testify against Vick? They’re all fucking going to jail anyway, why would you sell out your multi-millionaire best friend for a few months off your sentence? Vick is despicable sure (or is it desVickable), but he’s probably got $20-30 million in the bank that the government can’t touch, why hasn’t one of his buddies been like, “Fuck Canada!” to the police and remained loyal? They’re fucked now obviously, but they’re even more fucked when they get out, why not keep Vick happy? Idiots.
Apple
TNT and CNN are two channels apart on my dial, the other night I was flipping around, stopped on TNT which was showing Law and Order, watched for a few minutes and then went to CNN which was having an update on the Republican presidential race – and both shows featured Fred Thompson! How fucking weird is that?! Is having a presidential candidate heavily featured on a very often syndicated show a good or a bad thing? Either way, it was very disconcerting.
Moustache
How terrifying is it to marry the daughter of the President who instituted the Patriot Act? Are you kidding me? How embarrassing is the file that W has on this kid? “So, son, it says here that three nights ago you were jacking off to the “Umbrella ella ella” video, got up in the middle and had diarrhea and then came back to the couch and finished everything off to the Victoria’s Secret winter fashion show. Fresca?”
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