The most ridiculous commercial on TV right now is by Applebee’s with the talking apple. Are you kidding me with this shit? Did a 2003 junior ad team concept this idea? A guy is texting with friends when a shit talking apple appears. (voiced by none other than Wanda Sykes). She berates him for not hanging out with his friends. Next, we see him and his perfectly balanced group of friends (an Asian, a white guy and an Indian?) having a grand old time at Applebee’s. The apple? Sitting with them at the booth, continuing to talk shit. Is this your best effort Applebee’s? Really? This may be worse than the Olive Garden commercials.
Best lines from Kanye West’s new song entitled “Barry Bonds”:
“And I don't practice
and I don't lack shit
And you can get Barried
Suck my bat bitch”
Fearless College Football Predictions this week:
beats #17 USC by 10 and puts together their most complete game of the season. Cal upsets # 21 Clemson Wake Forest
dismantles Hawaii Fresno St.
- UCLA shocks #9 ASU, handing them their 2nd consecutive loss
- Louis Rankin and Washington put the beat down on
Oregon Statein Corvallis
True stat. This season rookie James Jones, a third-round pick from San Jose State, has more catches (29 to 18) and more yards (432 to 320) and the same amount of scores (2) than the number 2 overall pick in the draft Calvin Johnson. Calvin Johnson was the can’t miss player of the draft and James Jones was a projected 5th rounder. This will be an interesting career comparison to watch. Certainly Jones is benefiting from being the 3rd receiver on Favre’s pass happy team but Johnson should be excelling in
Regardless, fuck the Packers and the Lions.