*How come Kenny G never put out an album called "little bitches play the saxophone, I play the sexophone?
*How come the bus always smells like warm cabbage in the morning?
*Will there ever be a time when a guy will look at a pair of tits and not be totally, completely, 100% enthralled? Hopefully not.
*Is it a coincidence that I got a haircut the same day Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain also cut their hair? Or are we really soulmates?
*How come it's not appropriate to reject an 8:30 meeting notice with "sorry, i usually crap then."
*When is it appropriate to let everyone know that the “big decisions” you’re making are actually really just made up on the fly?
*Why are all big bands coming through San Francisco only playing the big festivals? Don’t they know we want to see them in normal sized venues? You hear me TVOTR?!
*Why is coffee the best part of every morning?
*How come when everyone makes the comparison of Frank Gore and Marshall Faulk they seem to forget the fact that the Rams had Warner, Holt and Bruce and the Niners have Smith, Battle and Johnson?! Barf.
*Is anyone else watching this season of Project Runway?
*How uncomfortable will the first Shane Battier, Ron Artest handshake / hug thing be on a scale of one to ten?
*If you were having sex with a Olympic gymnast and then somehow she jumped out of bed and a jockey got in - would you notice?
*How can this post possibly continue when we just found out Manny will be a Dodger? Can it get any worse for the Giants? God I hate the fucking Dodgers.