Thursday, July 31, 2008

What the hell?



*How come Kenny G never put out an album called "little bitches play the saxophone, I play the sexophone?

*How come the bus always smells like warm cabbage in the morning?

*Will there ever be a time when a guy will look at a pair of tits and not be totally, completely, 100% enthralled? Hopefully not.

*Is it a coincidence that I got a haircut the same day Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain also cut their hair? Or are we really soulmates?

*How come it's not appropriate to reject an 8:30 meeting notice with "sorry, i usually crap then."

*When is it appropriate to let everyone know that the “big decisions” you’re making are actually really just made up on the fly?

*Why are all big bands coming through San Francisco only playing the big festivals? Don’t they know we want to see them in normal sized venues? You hear me TVOTR?!

*Why is coffee the best part of every morning?

*How come when everyone makes the comparison of Frank Gore and Marshall Faulk they seem to forget the fact that the Rams had Warner, Holt and Bruce and the Niners have Smith, Battle and Johnson?! Barf.

*Is anyone else watching this season of Project Runway?

*How uncomfortable will the first Shane Battier, Ron Artest handshake / hug thing be on a scale of one to ten?

*If you were having sex with a Olympic gymnast and then somehow she jumped out of bed and a jockey got in - would you notice?

*How can this post possibly continue when we just found out Manny will be a Dodger? Can it get any worse for the Giants? God I hate the fucking Dodgers.


4 comments:

RK said...

Mags says: "How come when everyone makes the comparison of Frank Gore and Marshall Faulk they seem to forget the fact that the Rams had Warner, Holt and Bruce and the Niners have Smith, Battle and Johnson?! Barf."

Umm...because we have Ike Bruce, too? The older and wiser Ike Bruce.

Also, I'm not sure if I was reading that right...are you suggesting that Warner is/was good before Martzy saw him bagging groceries in isle 13 of the Cedar Falls Hy-Vee??

I can't wait for August 16.

Also, when have you ever ridden the bus?

And re: project runway...no comment...but if I were catching any of it between football magazines, I'd probably think that annoying leather-obsessed Alice Cooper impersonator would need to go home.

Flix Pix said...

You guys are usually pretty good competition as far as predicting box office results. You've been struggling of late, though.

Didn't you question whether Hancock was going to beat out Batman?

Don't doubt the power of:

1. the franchise
and
2. quality filmmaking.

Your blog is cute, but ours (link attached) is far more accurate (we've got a system).

Magglio said...

wow!

well played Flix Pix, well played. I got duped at my own game.

That was good.

RK said...

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