Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Google, the wave of the future, blah blah blah. We get it. Google is taking over the world it’s just a matter of time. Well, now it’s time for me to admit defeat and get a gmail account. Of course, the only problem is choosing the name…what’s available? Let’s have a look and find out.

  • mynameismaggliothisismyemail is available
  • So is davidbeckhammancrush
  • bigfatballs is not available
  • neither is emailmebitch
  • or gangstalean
  • donkeyfucking is not available
  • but iprollywon'treply is…
  • imjustasquirrel is available!
  • But wonkyeye is not
  • donkeyrapingshiteater is not available but Google offers up kindwarm.0192 as a viable substitute…hmmm.
  • horsecock is not but horsecock0857 is…FYI
  • cainandlincecum is available
  • so is donttradecain
  • shaunalexandersvagina is available
  • grundleduckbutter is available
  • applesandmoustaches is available
  • and not surprisingly, jerichoisapussy is taken


Anonymous said...

That is possibly the funniest post ever!!! Did you check for

Anonymous said...

This is seriously the funniest post ever. Which one are you going to pick?