Friday, December 4, 2009

"I'd pound her out"

Last night I got super stoned and watched the 2-hour series premiere of Jersey Shores on MTV. Let me just say, that was the best waste of brain cells I’ve had in a long long time. I highly recommend you hop on board. Let me give you the quick overview. It’s basically a mash-up of the Real World and the 1 hour MTV True Life segment ‘I’m going to the Jersey Shore.’ They take a group of 8 (not 7, see it’s different!) over tanned, over buffed, over hair gelled guidos and guidettes and put them all in a house on the Jersey shore for the summer. It’s already the greatest show on television. There’s an abundance of sex, fist fights, and sloppy drunk hooters. The real question is will any of these folks be eligible for the RR/RW Challenge? Cause I’d pay good money to see Ronnie and Evan square off in an elimination event. Sometimes life hands you lemons and you make a lemon custard, eat it, shit it out and it sprouts a money tree. Yes. Sometimes life is that good. That my friends is what Jersey Shores means to me.



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the seal killer said...

i've been calling karen a quidette all day...

Jake Locker is a Bitch said...

Go Bears!

tahoesanta said...

What is this shit? I'm gonna have to start killing people again.

Caity said...

"I left because I didn't want to cheat on my boyfriend. And because I wanted to eat some ham, and drink some water. Ham...and water."

Jersey Shore is the new Tool Academy. Truth.