Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Let's keep the party going...
Five thoughts for today to keep the party going...
I’ve always felt that getting the shopping cart with the wonky wheel is good luck. However, getting shit on by a bird just plain sucks.
This week’s “fuck off”, for those who we could give a fuck about….:
- Michael Vick
- John and Kate or any of their plus 8
- Twitter and all those who Tweet
- Rafael Nadal/Roger Federer
- The new Bachelorette.
If Allison Mosshart wants to have a threesome with me and her guitar then I’m totally down. You know what? She can even leave the guitar at home and I think I’d still be down. We saw The Kills last night and they blew the roof off that bitch! I’ve never seen someone perform on stage that had the entire crowd wanting to put it to her. Now that’s talent.
A great memory from Sunday’s Bay to Breakers….at about 12:30pm, when I finally found Jericho and was so happy that I broke into what can only be described as the tootsie-roll mixed with a late ‘90s butterfly dance move. I then noticed someone had joined my dance circle, population now 2, and looked up to find none other than Tahoe Santa matching me move for move. Truly one of the greatest moments of my life. I was passed out approximately 35 minutes later, FYI.
I want to legally change Patch’s name to Mini Sirloin Burger. Is that wrong?