With yesterday’s congressional hearings on steriods putting direct blame on the San Francisco Giants and GM Brian Sabean, Bud Selig now has a tough choice to make. Should he turn the witch hunt on the owners and front office execs instead of just on the players themselves? Hasn’t this gone on far enough? What’s next, going after little 11-year-old Timmy’s parents because he had a poster of Mark McGwire in his room and surely they shoulda known McGuire was a doper? This is getting out of hand. We say settle it like men. With fisticuffs, bare knuckles, noogies and half-nelsons.
Where you gonna hide Buddy boy? Behind Donald Fehr, George Mitchell and a bunch of other old, rich white guys? Take it like a man. Have you seen Sabean? He looks like he’s just stepped off the speedboat after a marathon limbo/wet t-shirt event out at Lost Isle…with his poofy faux mullet and beer belly. You wanna mess with Sabean? He’s got old man strength. He can bench press a Datsun. He’s wrestled alligators. This one is gonna be over quickly.
Links and gossip and whatnot:
Yes please:
Pics of Rachel Bilson in the latest GQ
Blake is leaving Amy Winehouse:
I can’t imagine why. I mean she’s almost more cracked out than Britney…almost.
Still hot, am I wrong?
She and Him:
Zooey Deschanel (Elf and Almost Famous) and M. Ward’s new collaboration…album out in March. If she can sing half as well as she can act…then sign me up.
Fake Jessica Simpson!
This is what makes sports cool…right. Do you think she has a fake creepy dad?
2 comments:
Daaaaaaamn Rachel Bilson...
I want to have Rachel Bilson's baby!! Call me Rachel. (Is it a problem if I am a male?)
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