Apples & Moustaches: We ain't got squat...

Thursday, January 10, 2008

We ain't got squat...

We at Apples and Moustaches pride ourselves on posting something everyday. Just as we count on our tens and tens of readers to read us everyday. We know you're counting on us to come up with something funny, interesting, annyoing, redundant, assinine, self-serving, or solipsistic. Well, today, we don't have squat. We apologize. We're busy at work, like all of you, and we can't pull our heads out of our ass long enough to come up with something. So, the least we can do is provide you with this delicious photo of Heidi Montag. Enjoy.

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Coming tomorrow: Fearless NFL playoff predictions.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...: I am super pissed about that photo. Heidi Montag is like 16 and her boobs are totally fake, and the papparazzi, I mean....blah blah blah...

From my angle, she looks tasty enough to eat for dinner. Pass the salt, pass the ketchup, pass along some of that cheese spray in the can, and then pass me a fork and a knife and some paper towels. Tasty.; January 10, 2008 at 3:54 PM
Anonymous said...: Dude,

She's not even sexy. C'mon. There's nothing there. Soul-less. Honestly, you think she's sexy? Really?; January 10, 2008 at 4:58 PM

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We are Apples and Moustaches

1. Magglio is the handsome one. Jericho is the angry one.
2. We’re dead on with our Box Office predictions. But we only do those during the summer when there are good movies out. I mean, who gives two shits about ‘27 dresses’. We’re also deadly accurate with our Oscar guesses. A word to the wise; never get into a betting situation with Jericho around Oscar time. Trust me on this.
3. We are West Coast centric. When it’s all said and done we want West Coast sports team to horse fuck East Coast sports teams. It’s just the way it goes. Even if that means rooting for a sissy team like Washington State or the Lakers, we’ll do it. That’s just the kind of guys we are.
4. We post once a day. Sometimes twice a day. And if we’re both too hungover then we’ll just put up pictures of hot chicks to fill the space.
5. Magglio once tried to eat a large Stuffed Crust Pepperoni Pizza from Pizza Hut in one hour. He came up half a piece short. He has no question in his mind if he tried it again he could finish the whole pizza, no problem.
6. Our whole goal is to make each other laugh. That’s it. If you don’t like what you’re reading then fuck off. If you love what you’re reading then spread our link all over the blogosphere so we can quit our stupid day jobs.
7. Magglio loves The Hills, Matt Cain/Tim Lincecum and Soy Lattes. Jericho hates baseball and people who use the word "humorous", loves football, movies and has only 5 friends, admittedly by choice.
8. In their lifetime, Magglio and Jericho have gotten in two sanctioned* fist fights with each other. Each won one of the contests with the loser puking in the back yard.
9. We both support Barrack Obama. However, if John Clayton would have been on the ballot undoubtedly that’s where our vote would have gone.
10. We both consider the NFL Draft Day, our fantasy draft day and the Super Bowl as the greatest days of the year. Without question. Better than our birthdays. And better than Christmas.
*We only had 1 set of gloves but luckily Magglio is a righty and Jericho is a lefty. We also were both wasted when the fights took place. Magglio did knock his ass out though. Bitch.