Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Dale Earnhardt Jr. switches sides – NASCAR changes over night.

Imagine Lee suddenly switching sides and fighting for the North. Imagine Barbara Streisand becoming a traditional Christian minister. Imagine R Kelly dating someone who could grow pubic hair. Imagine Rosie O’Donnell being funny and likable. Imagine Lance Bass having a nickname like “the clit commander.” Imagine Lauryn Hill dating a white guy named Whitey Whiteman.

All of these scenarios are mind bottling and would be completely relevant if anyone gave half a fuck about NASCAR. Have you ever watched a NASCAR event? It’s like watching slugs fuck. No thanks.

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