Here’s what’s what on this glorious Wednesday afternoon.
So hot right now:
-Handjobs at sporting events
-Eddie Royal’s coming out party
-Using a Rolodex instead of a blackberry/outlook calendar
-Giving someone bunny ears in a photograph
-The color Grey
-Wearing a pair of glasses to accessorize your outfit. Glasses. Not sunglasses.
- Referring to tits as “sweet candied yams”
-Chinese food
-New term for fucking two girls at same time: I'll prolly parlay those bitches
-Referring to a strong cup of coffee as “pokey”…For example, “this coffee is quite pokey”
- Polka dots and animation…but not together. Just separately.
- Red and Pink for holiday colors
-Chris Cooley’s blog
- Christian Louboutin handbags (and yes, I am a straight male.)
- The little nurse outfit Giselle is wearing right now.
So NOT hot right now:
-Masturbating with your other hand
-Telling people to “stay wit it”
-Mexican Food
-Marshmallows
-Referring to tits as ‘major yabbos’
-Marques Colston’s thumb
- Sarah Palin
-Beverly Hills 90210 and The Hills
-Not having Big Macs in your freezer...just in case
-The color black
-Any movie with George Clooney and Brad Pitt where they try to see who can look the most smug. Guess what? You both win!
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