Apples & Moustaches: Game 7?!

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Game 7?!

Fuck you I know I haven’t written in a while. Get over it. I’m concerned about the possibility of a Game 7 tomorrow night. Not that we all don’t want a Game 7, we do. There is nothing better in sports than a Game 7. (Or a Hines Ward crackback block in football). But it dawned on me, the Sports Guy is doing a book signing in San Francisco tomorrow night at 7pm. What the fuck would happen if there was a Game 7 going on at the same time? I can’t stop thinking about this. There is no way he would just sit there and let people update him as they watch updates on their iPhone SportsCenter app. Would they give him a TV so he could watch? Maybe, but you’d think he’d want to actually watch the game not shake some fat fuck’s sweaty hand and listen to a story about how him and his brother love his 3rd rule of gambling but they wonder if the Giants will cover at home against the Chargers this weekend. Fuck you fat man. This is potentially a HUGE issue!

If you missed it, here is the true story of the last time Bill Simmons game to town.

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1 comment:

Emily said...: That Hines Ward blocking comment made me smile like Hines Ward. Recently voted dirtiest player in the league! I'm so proud of him. (sniff); November 6, 2009 at 12:54 PM

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We are Apples and Moustaches

1. Magglio is the handsome one. Jericho is the angry one.
2. We’re dead on with our Box Office predictions. But we only do those during the summer when there are good movies out. I mean, who gives two shits about ‘27 dresses’. We’re also deadly accurate with our Oscar guesses. A word to the wise; never get into a betting situation with Jericho around Oscar time. Trust me on this.
3. We are West Coast centric. When it’s all said and done we want West Coast sports team to horse fuck East Coast sports teams. It’s just the way it goes. Even if that means rooting for a sissy team like Washington State or the Lakers, we’ll do it. That’s just the kind of guys we are.
4. We post once a day. Sometimes twice a day. And if we’re both too hungover then we’ll just put up pictures of hot chicks to fill the space.
5. Magglio once tried to eat a large Stuffed Crust Pepperoni Pizza from Pizza Hut in one hour. He came up half a piece short. He has no question in his mind if he tried it again he could finish the whole pizza, no problem.
6. Our whole goal is to make each other laugh. That’s it. If you don’t like what you’re reading then fuck off. If you love what you’re reading then spread our link all over the blogosphere so we can quit our stupid day jobs.
7. Magglio loves The Hills, Matt Cain/Tim Lincecum and Soy Lattes. Jericho hates baseball and people who use the word "humorous", loves football, movies and has only 5 friends, admittedly by choice.
8. In their lifetime, Magglio and Jericho have gotten in two sanctioned* fist fights with each other. Each won one of the contests with the loser puking in the back yard.
9. We both support Barrack Obama. However, if John Clayton would have been on the ballot undoubtedly that’s where our vote would have gone.
10. We both consider the NFL Draft Day, our fantasy draft day and the Super Bowl as the greatest days of the year. Without question. Better than our birthdays. And better than Christmas.
*We only had 1 set of gloves but luckily Magglio is a righty and Jericho is a lefty. We also were both wasted when the fights took place. Magglio did knock his ass out though. Bitch.