A&M and Tony Sheffler!

by Magglio and Jericho

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I’m thankful I’m not a Cal football fan. I think that has to be the toughest team to root for. I know this because my brother, Scrotum, gets his hopes and dreams destroyed every single Saturday. Cal is supposed to be a national powerhouse. They have the tools in place. They just can’t ever seem to reach that level of prominence. And if they do get up there in there rankings, they wind up eating a big fat shit burger. The home loss to Oregon State this weekend unfortunately was nothing new for Cal fans. Neither will be the dismantling the Huskies are going to hand them on 12/6. Ya heard.


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Follow up note: when are Cal fans going to accept the fact that Tedford is a terrible head coach? He's an offensive whiz no doubt (whatever that even means) but the undeniable fact is that Cal underperforms every single year, which is directly on the head coach. I know he's revered in the Bay Area and has brought the program out of the doldrums, but I'd also be willing to bet that he's the offensive coordinator for BYU in three years.


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Hey Andre Agassi, welcome to the Brett Favre club entitled... ‘please just die quietly’


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I had a horrible sports betting weekend. Fuck Tampa Bay, fuck the Cowboys and fuck Stanford. On another note, I’m leading Jericho 99-78 in a pivotal fantasy match up this week heading into MNF. He’s got Knowshon Moreno and I have Tony Sheffler. Yes, I’m completely embarrassed that I start Tony Sheffler at TE.


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Great stat I came across today: Alex Rodriguez made history when the Yankees won the World Series. It was the first time in 23 years that the highest-paid player in baseball won a World Series ring. The 1986 Mets released George Foster in August when he had the game’s fattest salary — $2.8 million. But the second-highest salary belonged to their catcher, Gary Carter.


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I texted Patch to let him know Jericho is coming over to watch MNF with us after work. Yes, I’ve taught my dog to text message. He just wrote back “Totally tits”


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Reason #165 why I love Facebook: You get to keep tabs on who your friends bring as dates to weddings etc. The picture above is Tahoe’s date from the wedding he went to this weekend. Well done my friend, well done.






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