Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Happy 18th Miley!




by Magglio and Jericho

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Operation ‘grow a beard’ lasted exactly 5 days. I couldn’t face Monday morning with my pathetic face. Plus the itching was driving me nuts. My level of respect and admiration for Brian Wilson has just increased…again.


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Magglio’s Super Bowl Picks: Atlanta vs. New England


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How many people loved seeing Big Ben get punched in the face by Richard Seymour? Big Ben is a good quarterback on possibly the best team in football, but he definitely deserves to be punched in the face a lot more. (How many chicks just shifted their tits and nodded their head after reading this? How many chicks read this blog? Chicks and their tit shifts are so cool)


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It was fun seeing Stanford horsecock Cal. I know it’s a huge rivalry, but Stanford is really good this season and Cal really sucks. Any other result would have sent the wrong message to the BCS. Don’t let Cal’s 2 point loss to #1 Oregon a week ago fool you. They’re a terrible football team lead by one of the most overrated coaches in the country. If Tedford returns next season I’m encouraging all those grunchy nerd hippies in Berkeley to do something drastic. Like threaten to save a rainforest a day until he’s gone.


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Jericho’s Super Bowl Picks: Green Bay vs. New England.


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Have you heard the new Girl Talk? Why not? It’s insane. The guy is more than just a DJ with a laptop mashing up random songs. He hears music differently. He sees the make up of songs in a totally new way. And he shares his findings with all of us. This album is perfect for working out, perfect for a party, perfect for working, perfect for making dinner, perfect for having sex. The equivalent of a 5 tool athlete. It’s the Raul Mondesi of music. Yeah, a Giants fan just went there. Download now.

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Here's a fun game to play at work, whenever someone writes IMHO (short for: "In My Honest Opinion for the non-office drones out there) in an email, change the definition to be "In My Hairy Opening." This is a gift that keeps on giving. In My Hairy Opening we really need to get the team working together. In My Hairy Opening, the coffee machine just doesn't get hot enough. See?


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Wait, did the Giants win the World Series?



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2 comments:

Emily said...

I'm a chick, I read this blog, and I'm a Steelers fan to the point of calling the drunk bitches Big Ben slept with in filthy bathrooms "drunk bitches". Even *I* laughed when Ben got bitch-slapped. For one, is that how you hit, Seymour? You look like a total pussy, slapping people like that. I can teach you how to punch, if you want.

coryjo2 said...

Hmmm, no posts since Miley turned 18. Coincidence? I'm betting not...